me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task
also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,

mostmodernist:

brick to the face

doktorvondoom:

  • Kevin Connor/Starbrand

“ It turns out there was a very good reason for these systems existing. Why there were only certain types of people ever given the Starbrand. It’s a planetary defense system. To properly defend a thing, it requires an amount of energy equaling what’s needed to destroy a thing. Understand? Defending a planet requires having the ability to break one. Now imagine that kind of power in the hands of someone who has spent his entire life being ignored. ”

paulrenaud:

Wip of the night. Welcome back, Steve!

coolthingoftheday:

This is an Ecosphere. It is an enclosed self-containing ecosystem that contains algae, plant life, and microscopic shrimp. It requires no care or maintenance - all you have to do is place it somewhere warm and sunny, and the organisms inside of it can live for years.

You can buy them here: [x]

audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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